a fable of swag

Anonymous asked:

Are you sexy because you’re gay or because you’re a wizard or is it because of a third, other thing?

sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

Is it a cake because it has egg or because it has flour? You fool. You fucking idiot.

Sorry I just couldn’t stop visualizing this

hearty-an0n:

hearty-an0n:

hearty-an0n:

if i was orpheus i just wouldn’t have turned around lol

just went and got eurydice. this is so easy

um. awfully quiet in this tunnel.

(via katebishopofearth)

pidgefudge:

princesszeldaz:

princesszeldaz:

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

(via zephronias)

mortalityplays:

adding the entire userbase to a big discord server named ‘tumblr 2.0’ to solve no problems whatsoever and invent several new ones

(via bogthing)

i-say-ok:

2-shane-s:

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

ok!

(via katebishopofearth)

fresh-and-fruit-y:

sexchangedotcom:

youre saying this radio gave you head ?

(via chaumas-deactivated20230115)

beardedmrbean:

Nothing like a trip to the uncanny valley to boost your mood

(via yourdadsvirginity)

somanypetals:

you and your friend rushing to turn down the volume on these speakers in the computer room when Kelly in the “Shoes” video reached the bridge and started screaming FUCK YOU

(via psyduc)

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

“bro did you smoke my orphic mystery weed?”

Me:

(via bogthing)

(via katebishopofearth)

slimetony:

Alive 2027 Limewire Leak

(via spookbot)

surohsopsisofclouds:

calebwhaleb:

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

a classic

(via spookbot)

nightpool:

homeofthephobic-buff:

fuggivaboutit:

fuggivaboutit:

t-shirt that says “object permanence is for schmucks!” on the front

t-shirt that says “object permanence is for schmucks!” on the back

are they the same shirt

are what the same shirt

(via bogthing)

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

(via goodymcgoodface)

knightofleo:

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